My utopian war on drugs!
What utopia: give up on the war on crime as well; assault and battery becomes a live video game; and police cars morph into ambulances.
Farmers would no longer waste land growing carbon - abatement trees; there is more profit in competing with the Taliban with more profitable cash crops.
Why did they ever waste prime agricultural land on food crops? This is the One - World government of the extreme left - where nothing has to make sense.
Why - even the children's bed rooms can be used more productively: you no longer have to fear being raided.
The progeny can go to injection rooms and become your customers.
Schools will have a new curriculum: Post modernism - an idyllic lifestyle.
And the best part of it?
No one will have the intellect to understand that this Brave New World started because some bods suggested that the war on drug and crime was lost and postulated that all law enforcement agencies become redundant.