Tuesday 17 April 2012

A Victory For Yes PM Gillard, Orwell and Quigley's Forecasts


Created  959 am., Tuesday 17 April 2012

A Victory For Yes PM Gillard, Orwell and Quigley's Forecasts.
  • First it was refusal to accept there was a need for a cost - benefit analysis or even  a basic business - plan.
  • Then the multi - spin about all those anticipated profits based on projected customers.
  • When asked about lack of reality - commence the insults campaign - based on mythical educational / medical / feel - good benefits. Get technical support from true - believing leftist 'experts.'
  • When yesterday the NBN Co's Chief  forced to admit they got the forecasts wrong - blame delays of the roll out.
  • But it gets better: there is simultaneously an Orweillian tangent as well. Telstra Chief David Thodley warns that the public have not been ''properly educated''
How much more idiotic scandalous wastage and low - quality spin will Senator Conroy get away with before people who could use $50 billion on medical services march on his office?

How many lives could be saved with a mere fraction of this scandalous waste?

We must  be rid of these incompetents: they have plainly lied to Parliament so many times. 
A sacking offence, Governor General, even if your nephew is a participant!
GS

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Bernard Woolley: What if the Prime Minister insists we help them? 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Then we follow the four-stage strategy. 
Bernard Woolley: What's that? 
Sir Richard Wharton: Standard Foreign Office response in a time of crisis. 
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage one we say nothing is going to happen. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it. 
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we *can* do. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.



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"Yes, Prime Minister: A Victory for Democracy (#1.6)" (1986)
James Hacker: Humphrey, I'm worried. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh, what about, Prime Minister? 
James Hacker: About the Americans. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh yes, well, we're all worried about the Americans. 

James Hacker: Foreign affairs are a complicated business, aren't they? 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, indeed, Prime Minister. That's why we leave it to the Foreign Office. 

Sir Humphrey Appleby: East Yemen, isn't that a democracy? 
Sir Richard Wharton: Its full name is the Peoples' Democratic Republic of East Yemen. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Ah I see, so it's a communist dictatorship. 
Sir Richard Wharton: But there's a group of Marxist guerrillas in the mountains somewhere. And we're getting reports that they're planning a coup. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh well, these things will happen. 

Sir Richard Wharton: If the PM gets into one of his ghastly patriotic Churchillian moods, he may intervene. All that pro-British, defending democracy nonsense. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh, I know, I know. 
Sir Richard Wharton: He must understand that once you start interfering in the internal squabbles of other countries, you're on a very slippery slope. Even the Foreign Secretary's grasped that. 

James Hacker: Foreign affairs are a complicated business. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: That's why we leave it to the Foreign Office. 

Bernard Woolley: The PM seems to be completely in the dark. 
Sir Richard Wharton: Good. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Excellent. Anything else? 
Sir Richard Wharton: But there's a group of Marxist guerrillas in the mountains somewhere. And we're getting reports that they're planning a coup. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh well, these things will happen. 

Sir Richard Wharton: If the PM gets into one of his ghastly patriotic Churchillian moods, he may intervene. All that pro-British, defending democracy nonsense. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Oh, I know, I know. 
Sir Richard Wharton: He must understand that once you start interfering in the internal squabbles of other countries, you're on a very slippery slope. Even the Foreign Secretary's grasped that. 

James Hacker: Foreign affairs are a complicated business. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: That's why we leave it to the Foreign Office. 

Bernard Woolley: The PM seems to be completely in the dark. 
Sir Richard Wharton: Good. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Excellent. Anything else? 
Bernard Woolley: Well, I wondered if there was anything he doesn't know? 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, I hardly know where to begin, Bernard. 

Bernard Woolley: What if he demands options? 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Well, it's obvious, Bernard. The Foreign Office will happily present him with three options, two of which are, on close inspection, exactly the same. 
Sir Richard Wharton: Plus a third which is totally unacceptable. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Like bombing Warsaw or invading France. 

Bernard Woolley: What if the Prime Minister insists we help them? 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Then we follow the four-stage strategy. 
Bernard Woolley: What's that? 
Sir Richard Wharton: Standard Foreign Office response in a time of crisis. 
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage one we say nothing is going to happen. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it. 
Sir Richard Wharton: In stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we *can* do. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now. 

Sir Humphrey Appleby: I gather that there's an airborne battalion in the air. 
James Hacker: Sounds like the right place for it. 

Sir Humphrey Appleby: You know what happens when politicians get into Number 10; they want to take their place on the world stage. 
Sir Richard Wharton: People on stages are called actors. All they are required to do is look plausible, stay sober, and say the lines they're given in the right order. 
Sir Humphrey Appleby: Some of them try to make up their own lines. 
Sir Richard Wharton: They don't last long. 

Sir Humphrey Appleby: Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century - politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon

Sir Humphrey Appleby (Character) - Quotes

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Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, indeed, Prime Minister... Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, ... Sir Humphrey Appleby: Stage four,we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now....Once something goes wrong, the Minister's first instinct is to rat on his ...

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